Stalker Boy (to the tune of SK8R Boy by Avril Lavigne)
Who’s that boy behind the binoculars
Staring in my window?
He’s got fly jeans and Nike sneaks
All the while he’s stealing peeks
At me
When I swim in the pool at home
I know he’s there
‘Cause then he calls on the phone
And he says “I know you’re alone”
You see
He’s stalker boy
He’s always there
Everywhere
Watching me
From the tree
Or down the street
I’d like to meet
Stalker boy.
His FUBU cap is really cool
He’s got it turned around
So it won’t bump into his night vision set
Even out in the rain he’s soaking wet
To see
When I’m in my room naked
I walk by the window
And don’t you know I flaunt it
Because I really want it
To be
Stalker boy
He’s always there
Everywhere
Watching me
From the tree
Or down the street
I’d like to meet
Stalker boy.
My friends say he’s a dork
That he needs a life
But I don’t mind that he’s there
I really think that he cares
For me
Front row at my concerts
He’s really always there
He writes he is my biggest fan
Wants to get me in his van
Show me
He’s stalker boy
He’s always there
Everywhere
Watching me
From the tree
Or down the street
I’d like to meet
Stalker boy.
Sometimes I see him
Out in the dark
The cops want to put him away
But I’d like him to stay
With me
No one can understand
What I see in this man
He’s stalker boy
He’s always there
Everywhere
Touch my hair
Say you care
I’m in love with
Stalker boy.
How I ache
For him to take
Me
Stalker boy…
© K. S. Brooks, 2005
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